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Top Ten New ValuJet Slogans:

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Top Ten New ValuJet Slogans:
10. ValuJet: We're Amtrack with Wings. 9. ValuJet: Join Our Frequent Near-miss Program. 8. ValuJet: Ask About Our Out-of-court Settlements. 7. ValuJet: Noisy Engines? We'll Turn 'em Off! 6. ValuJet: Complimentary Champagne in Free-fall. 5. ValuJet: Real Men Don't Use Runways 4. ValuJet: The Kids Will Love Our Inflatable Slides. 3. ValuJet: We Might Be Landing On Your Street! 2. ValuJet: Our Pilots are Terminally Ill and Have Nothing to Lose. ...and the number one New Valuejet Slogan is...... 1. ValuJet: You Think It's So Easy, Get Your Own Damn Plane!
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Entered on: 05/19/1998
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