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Clinton in the Land of Oz

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Clinton in the Land of Oz
President clinton, VP AlGore, and Speaker of the House Gingrich, are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze.. When they come to the extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz.. They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known for granting people their wishes.. Algore says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"
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Entered on: 05/15/1998
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