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Drugs vs. Software

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Drugs vs. Software
--------------------------- --------------------------- Drug dealers Software developers --------------------------- --------------------------- Refer to their clients Refer to their clients as "users". as "users". "The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..." Have important South- Have important South-East East Asian connections Asian connections (to help move the stuff). (to help debug the code). Strange jargon: Strange jargon: "Stick," "Rock," "SCSI," "RTFM," "Dime bag," "E". "Java," "ISDN". Realize that there's Realize that there's tons of cash in the tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old 14- to 25-year-old market. market. Job is assisted by the Job is assisted by industry's producing industry's producing newer, more potent newer, faster machines. mixes. Often seen in the Often seen in the company of company of pimps marketing people and venture and hustlers. capitalists. Their product causes DOOM. Quake. SimCity. unhealthy addictions. Duke Nukem. 'Nuff said. Do your job well, and Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
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Entered on: 05/14/1998
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