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The Elephant and the Mouse

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The Elephant and the Mouse
An elephant and a mouse are walking together through the jungle when the elephant falls into a very large hole. The hole is so>large that try as he might, the elephant is unable to climb out. So the mouse says, "Hang around, I'll get something to drag you out with" and leaves. A little while later the mouse returns driving a Porsche and with a rope tied to the bumper bar and he drags the elephant out of the hole. The two friends continue their stroll through the jungle when all of a sudden, the mouse falls into a hole. The elephant immediately stands over the hole and squatting over it, lowers his penis so the mouse can grab it and lift himself out of the hole. The moral of this story is that "IF YOUR DICK IS LONG ENOUGH YOU DON'T NEED A PORSCHE."
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Entered on: 05/14/1998
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