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DOS trivia

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DOS trivia
Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding The name is Baud......, James Baud BUFFERS=20 FILES=5 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! Access denied==nah nah nah nah nah! C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename?" As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nop) ....File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) Ethernet: something used to catch the etherbunny. A mainframe: The largest PC peripheral available. CONGRSS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)? A computers attention span is as long as it's power cord. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? SENILE.COM found...Out of Memory Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk? All computers wait at the same speed. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to continue. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... Enter any -digit prime number to continue... ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F to continue... Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS Read my chips: No new upgrades! Hit any user to continue... 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
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Entered on: 05/11/1998
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