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Highlights from the Harvard University Orientation for New Employees

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Highlights from the Harvard University Orientation for New Employees
Category A. Vague, Understated Descriptions of Harvard: 1) "Harvard is very big and very old." Category B. Theoretical Benefits of Working at Harvard: 1) "Unfortunately, you won't be able to collect any of your Harvard Life Insurance benefits until after you're dead... which (um) I suppose isn't really a 'benefit,' is it?" 2) "Now on to the Disability Coverage portion of the program. --lecturer sighs-- (aside to crowd) Sorry, I didn't realize that this was sounding so morbid until just now... Death, Disability,and Termination: Welcome to Harvard everybody."
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Entered on: 05/08/1998
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