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The Top 15 Rejected Christmas Movies

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The Top 15 Rejected Christmas Movies
15> "Miracle and a Quickie on 42nd Street -- A Times Square Christmas" 14> Spike Lee's "Get On the Sleigh" 13> Van Damme *IS* "Santa Claude" 12> Michael Jackson stars in "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" 11> "The Deep II -- A Chappaquiddick Holiday with Uncle Ted" 10> "There's no Santa Claus, Charlie Brown" 9> The spoiled brats ask for the moon and Santa delivers, in "Naked Buns II" 8> Mickey Rooney & Andy Rooney in "Grumpy Old Elves" 7> Ross Perot as the autistic elf in "Reindeer Man" ("Of course, I'd be an excellent President.") 6> "It's a Wonderful Life, My Ass -- Pass the Malt Liquor" 5> Steven Segal *IS* "MissleToe" 4> Jane Fonda, Julia Roberts and Elizabeth Shue in "Ho, Ho, Ho!" He's got a red nose and an Uzi. And he's about to teach them some *new* reindeer games in "Rudolph II -- First Blood" 2> "No, YOU Open It!" -- A Kaczynski Christmas and the Number 1 Rejected Christmas Movie... 1> "Blazing Saddles 2 -- How the Stench Stole Christmas"
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Entered on: 04/26/1998
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