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Quoted from restroom walls
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. - Rest Area off I-84. Willington, Connecticut. If you can piss this high, join the fire department. - On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet. O'Ryan's Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon. Don't switch dicks in the middle of a screw. Stick with Nixon. - Nathan's. Washington, D.C. Beauty is only a light switch away. - Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina. I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. - Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts. Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore. - Blueberry Hill. St. Louis, Missouri. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. - Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C. You either make dust or you eat dust. - Arizona State University, Daniel E. Noble Science & Engineering Library. Tempe, Arizona. If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice. - Smoky Joe's. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" - Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia. Beware of limbo dancers. - On the bottom of the stall door, Women's Restroom, Broad Ripple Brew Pub. Indianapolis, Indiana. Rome wasn't built in a day. That's because it was a government job. - Women's Restroom. City View Tavern. Cincinnati, Ohio. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Bailey Howe Library, University of Vermont. Burlington, Vermont. Hey, your karma just ran over my dogma. - Blueberry Hill. St. Louis, Missouri. Flush twice-It's a long way to the kitchen. - Restroom, Washakie Cafeteria, University of Wyoming. Laramie, Wyoming. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? - The Irish Times. Washington, D.C. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. - The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas. - Women's restroom, The Ice House. Wilmington, North Carolina. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. - Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina. To do is to be. - Descartes To be is to do. - Voltaire Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra - Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. - Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona. Chris-Just remember that this dollar is not to be spent until everything between us is over (completely). Please remember I love you!-Tori - On dollar bill F602225237. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. - Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! - Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana. God is dead. - Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. - God - The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C. I sold my expectations to reality and got ripped off. - The Underground. Blacksburg, Virginia. A word in the mouth is worth two from George Bush. I don't understand. That's okay, Dan. - H.L. Mencken's Cultured Pearl Restaurant and Bar. Baltimore, Maryland. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. - Revolution Books. New York, New York. This bubble gum tastes like rubber. Yeah, but it lasts a long time. And it blows great bubbles. - Condom machine. Missoula, Montana. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. - Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas. JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested? - Men's restroom, American University. Washington, D.C. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - The Cellar Restaurant, Blacksburg, Virginia. My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips. - Blueberry Hill. St. Louis, Missouri. Just 'cause it's clean don't mean it's fresh. - Port O'John, Acadia National Park, Maine. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! - Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C. LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality. - Men's restroom, The 400 bar. Minneapolis, Minnesota. I used to be into necrophilia and bestiality...but then I realized I was just kicking a dead horse. - The Cellar Restaurant. Blacksburg, Virginia. If it wasn't intended to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco. - Nathan's. Washington, D.C. Why do drunk men miss the toilet? Why do sober men? - South Main Cafe. Blacksburg, Virginia. Free the bound periodicals! - Library, Indiana University. Bloomington, Indiana. What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. - Men's restroom Lynagh's. Lexington, Kentucky. Hey Nike, I just did it! - Tastee Diner, Bethesda, Maryland.
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