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Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary can't believe it! He says, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna at us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A lady walks into this diner sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge woman behind the counter bellows, "One burger!" Ed the cook, who's even bigger and more disgusting, screams, "Bur-ger!", whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill. The lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen." The waitress replies, "Oh yeah? That's nothing. You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts.
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Entered on: 04/25/1998
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