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What If Condoms Had Corporate Sponsors?

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What If Condoms Had Corporate Sponsors?
* Nike Condoms: Just do it. * Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. * Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. * Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. * Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. * Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. * Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman. * Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. * Ford Condoms: The best never rest. * Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock. * Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? * New York Lotto Condoms: 'Cause hey -- you never know. * California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? * Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. * EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ... * KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. * Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing. * Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today? * Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. * Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. * Timex: Takes a licking and keep on ticking. * McDonald's: Over 1 billion served. * Volkswagon: Drivers wanted. * Porsche: There is no substitute * What was that brand of women's high heel shoe?: Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker. * Quaker Oats: Do the right thing. * Life Cereal: He Like's It! He Like's It! * Johnson & Johnson: No more tears... * Wheaties Condoms: Condom of Champions
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Entered on: 04/25/1998
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