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An actual letter to complain about stale Candy from the snackbox

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An actual letter to complain about stale Candy from the snackbox
September 19, 1994 XX Delaware Avenue Somerset, MA XXXXXX M&M/Mars Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 07840 Re: Spoiled Product Today, I purchased the enclosed Snickers bar from the vending service here at work. When I opened the product, I was surprised at the severely decayed condition it was in and thus did not eat a bit of it. Because the decay is gradational from one end to the other, I can only assume that the package had some kind of pin hole in it. When I examined the package, I did not notice any obvious sign of puncture. I have been a loyal Snickers customer for many years and obviously know that this is not a normal circumstance. In fact, there have been a couple of times in which this has previously occurred, but not severe enough to bother me. I felt that in this case, the product was severe enough to warrant this letter. Sincerely, James
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Entered on: 03/17/1998
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