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End of an Era

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End of an Era
I believe that by now most of us have attended Marybeth and Kathy's wonderfully informative training session: "The Bottom Line", which expounds the importance of cutting down overhead costs in order to increase profits, or, The Bottom Line. In an effort to aid Course Technology in meeting the goals of "The Plan", Office Administration is constantly searching for ways to reduce overhead spending. Hence, it is with mixed feelings that we announce the discontinuation of a beloved company perk: facial tissue. On the one hand, we are pleased to contribute to our company's financial stability and growth, yet on the other, we regret that our efforts may cause our fellow employees inconvenience or discomfort. So as you begin to purchase tissues for use at work, we sincerely hope that any inconvenience will be mitigated by a larger sense of pride that we in Office Management feel as we attempt to assist Course Technology meet or exceed it's financial goals.
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Entered on: 03/17/1998
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