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Urinate

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Urinate
Remember Little Timmy? He's the foul-mouthed boy who lives down the block from Little Johnny. Anyway, Little Timmy was sitting in the back of the class the other day, squirming. He raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have to piss." Flustered, the teacher said, "That is not the correct word to use, Timmy. The correct word is 'urinate.'" She told Timmy that he could go to the bathroom if he could correctly use the word "urinate" in a sentence when he returned. Little Timmy came back from his trip to the potty and sat down. "Can you use 'urinate' in a sentence, Timmy?" the teacher asked. "Yes," Timmy said. "Right now ur-in-ate, but if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten."
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Entered on: 04/23/1998
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