:   Netscrap(TM)   :   Work   :   Netscrap #19   :  

Top Ten Signs You're Suffering From Burnout:

----- Begin NetScrap(TM) -----

Top Ten Signs You're Suffering From Burnout:
10.You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell". 9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, bitch!" 8. Your garbage can IS your "in" box. 7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care. 6. You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee. 5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday. 4. You sleep more at work than at home. 3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your briefcase. 2. Your Day-Timer exploded a week ago. And... 1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now. I can add one: 1/2. You would rather polish your UZI than masturbate.
----- End NetScrap(TM) -----
Entered on: 03/17/1998
Send it: Claim it:
Copy and paste this into an email to a friend. We can make it easy for you. Mail it off with the Netscrap(TM) MailTool. Did you do this? Do you own it? Can you prove it? Netscrap.com's mission is to reunite jokes like this with their creators. Take credit for your fine work.


---------------------------------------------------------------------------
75 Chars Wide
HOME FEEDBACK SITE MAP FAQ TERMS OF USE
We're testing ads. Send feedback if you have opinions about this.
Original music update daily:

Please visit our sponsor!