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Grepping Lebowski

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Grepping Lebowski
Based on the effing greatest video ever, let's grep through the lebowski script and see what comes up...
CG:greacenzone greacen$ cat 20120112_lebowski.txt | grep -i fuck

                         WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY, SHITHEAD!
                         Don't fuck with us.  If your wife 
                         place look like I'm fucking married?   
                         The fuck is this?
                         Fuck.
                         He looks like a fuckin' loser.
                         Fuckin' waste of time.
                         There's no fucking reason--here's my 
                         point, Dude--there's no fucking reason--
                         was at fault, so what the fuck are 
                         Huh?  No!  What the fuck are you 
                         What the fuck is he talking about?
                         fuck are you talking about?
                         What the fuck are you talking about?!  
                         What the fuck are you--
                         reason, no FUCKING reason, why his 
                         Fuckin' A.
                         compensate me for the fucking rug.  
                         your fucking Rug.
                         of it.--Jeez!  Fuck me!
                         Ah fuck it.
                         Sure!  Fuck it!  That's your answer!  
                         You're fucking twenty minutes late.  
                         What the fuck is that?
                         What the fuck're you talking about?  
                         The carrier.  What's in the fucking 
                         What the fuck are you--
                         You brought a fucking Pomeranian 
                         buying it a fucking beer.  He's not 
                         gonna take your fucking turn, Dude.
                         Hey, man, if my fucking ex-wife asked 
                         me to take care of her fucking dog 
                         Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck 
                         an ex, secondly, it's a fucking show 
                         dog with fucking papers.  You can't 
                         Fucking dog has papers, Dude.--Over 
                         YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE?  
                         All right!  There it is!  It's fucking 
                         You happy, you crazy fuck?
                         with that camelfucker in Iraq--
                         Fuckin' A.
                         Fucking Quintana--that creep can 
                         Yeah, but he's a fucking pervert, 
                         Shut the fuck up, Donny.
                         That...fucking...bitch!
                         That fucking bitch!
                         Shut the fuck up, Donny!  V.I. Lenin!  
                         What the fuck is he talking about?
                         That's fucking exactly what happened, 
                         Dude!  That makes me fucking SICK!
                         Those rich fucks!  This whole fucking 
                         this fucking strumpet--
                         The fucking point is--
                         Are you ready to be fucked, man?
                         me, we're gonna fuck you up.
                         the fucking trigger til it goes 
                         You said it, man.  Nobody fucks with 
                         Walter--what the fuck are you 
                         should we settle for a measly fucking 
                         We?  What the fuck we?  You said you 
                         fucking game, Walter--
                         It is a fucking game.  You said so 
               phone all by my fucking--
                         Shut the fuck up.
                         Dude, are you fucking this up?
                         What the fuck is going on there?
                         They hung up, Walter!  You fucked it 
                         up!  You fucked it up!  Her life was 
                         We're fucked, Walter!
                         Dude, nothing is fucked.  Come on.  
                         Ya see?  Nothing is fucked up here, 
                         Dude.  Nothing is fucked.  These  
                         guys are fucking amateurs--
                         Shutup, Walter!  Don't fucking say 
                         Hey, just tell me where the fuck you 
                         That's fucking ingenious, if I 
                         Swiss fucking watch.
                         FUCK.
                         There is no fucking hand-off, Walter!   
                         We can't do that, Dude.  That fucks 
                         'em, Walter!  Your plan is so fucking 
                         simple, I'm sure they'd fucking 
                         We're not fucking around!
                         Fuck that!  I love you, Walter, but 
                         What the fuck?
                         Ahh fuck it, let's go bowling.
                         What the fuck is that supposed to 
                         mean?  What the fuck're we gonna 
                         What the fuck're you talking about?  
                         who's so fucking certain--
                         I told that fuck down at the league 
                         I told that kraut a fucking thousand 
                         WELL THEY CAN FUCKING UN-POST IT!
                         drive a car, I don't fucking ride in 
                         don't fucking roll!
                         But Walter, we didn't make the fucking 
                         fucking money and they're gonna--
                         do?  Fuckin' amateurs.  And meanwhile, 
                         sitting on a million fucking dollars?  
                         Who's got a fucking million fucking 
                         undies.  My fucking whites--Say, 
                         It's been stolen, Walter!  You fucking 
                         Aw, fuck it.
                         fuckin' loser, and I got a rash on 
                         Fuckin' A, man.  I got a rash.                  
                         Fuckin' A, man.  I gotta tell ya 
                         Yeah, man!  Fuck it!  I can't be 
                         Fuck, man!  There's a beverage here!
                         No, man, nothing is fucked here--
                         NOTHING IS FUCKED! THE GODDAMN PLANE 
                         How the fuck should I know?  I do 
                         Someone else's--where the fuck are 
                         fucking amateurs.   They send us a  
                         FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!
                         Far out.  Far fuckin' out.
                         My fucking briefcase!  It's not here!
                         My fucking briefcase!  Jesus--what's 
                         fuck up, Donny.
                         This whole fucking thing--I  could 
                         Fucking Germans.  Nothing changes.  
                         Fucking Nazis.
                         What're you, a fucking park ranger 
                         Who gives a shit about the fucking 
                         Fuck your sympathy!  I don't need 
                         your sympathy, man, I need my fucking 
                         Fuck the tournament!  Fuck you, 
                         Fuck the tournament?!
                         The fuck are you talking about?
                         Hey man, why don't you fucking listen 
                         Fuck Me.
                         Fuckola, man.
                         Shut the fuck up, Donny.  This kid 
                         Who the fuck is that?
                         Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers?
                         Yeah yeah, I know the fucking show 
                         Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 
                         And yet his son is a fucking dunce.
                         Shut the fuck up, Donny.  We'll, uh, 
                         We'll get that fucking money, if he 
                         fucking clams. And yes, we'll be 
                         beers, a few laughs.  Our fucking 
                         Fuck me, man!  That kid's already 
                         We know it's his fucking homework, 
                         Walter!  Where's the fucking money, 
                         And the fucking money!
                         And the fucking money.  And we know 
                         This is what happens when you FUCK a 
                         Fucking language problem, Dude.
                         THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A 
                         HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS!  FUCK A STRANGER 
                         WHAT THE FUCK JOO DOING, MANG?!
                         I JUS' BAWDEEZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!
                         FUCKEEN CAR!
                         I FUCKEEN KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR!
                         I KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR!
                         I KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR!
                         unspoken Message is FUCK YOU AND 
                         LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. . . Yeah, 
                         A real fuckin' brat, but I'm sure 
                         I want a fucking lawyer, man.  I 
                         refugee from the fucking sixties?
                         --Ow!  Fucking fascist!
                         your ugly fucking goldbricking ass 
                         Fuck you man!  You don't like my 
                         fucking music, get your own fucking 
                         fucking Eagles, man--
                         That's it!  Outta this fucking cab!
                         Real fucking brat.
                         you know, limber.  I'm real fucking 
                         fucking close.  It's just--
                         Huh?  He's fucking loaded.
                         fucking phone.  Pick it up, Walter, 
                         It is a fucking emergency.
                         THEN WHY CAN'T YOU--fuck, never mind, 
                         WALTER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, WE GOTTA 
                         I'M OFF THE FUCKING BOWLING TEAM!
                         Get out of that fucking car, man!
                         Who the fuck are you, man!  Come on, 
                         Who the fuck are you?  Why've you 
                         been following me?  Come on, fuckhead!
                         Irish m--What the fuck are you talking 
                         I'm not a--ah, fuck it, just stay 
                         away from my fucking lady friend, 
                         fucking lady friend.  I'm just helping 
                         Jesus fucking Christ.
                         Fuck, man!  That's terrible!
                         Yeah, I get it.  Fuck off, Da Fino.  
                         from my fucking lady friend.
                         I mean we totally fucked it up, man.  
                         We fucked up his pay-off.  And got 
                         I'm saying if he knows I'm a fuck-
                         Because he fucking doesn't want her 
                         even fucking Jewish, you're--
                         What the fuck are you talking about?
                         You're fucking Polish Catholic--
                         What the fuck are you talking about?  
                         And you were divorced five fucking 
                         I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye
                         fucking dog.  Going to her fucking 
                         fucking past.
                         Who'm I?  I'm a fucking VETERAN!
                         A MILLION BUCKS FROM FUCKING NEEDY 
                         Look at that fucking phony, Dude!  
                         Pretending to be a fucking 
                         and this guy is a fake.  A fucking 
                         This guy fucking walks.  I've never 
                         Walk, you fucking phony!
                         fucking bluff!
                         a man his fucking balls!
                         Walter, you fuck!
                         a fucking crybaby.
                         fucking cakewalk.  I mean I had an 
                         M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking 
                         That's fuckin' combat.  The man in 
                         fuckin' adversary.
                         Shut the fuck up, Donny.  Not a bunch 
                         fucking care!  It don't matter to 
                         You might fool the fucks in the league 
                         Laughable, man!  I would've fucked 
                         you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck 
                         fucking car.
                         You don't have the fucking girl, 
                         money or vee fuck you up.
                         Fuck you.  Fuck the three of you.
                         a fucking hostage.  That's what ransom 
                         is.  Those are the fucking rules.
                         Fair!  WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST 
                         FUCKING CRYBABIES?!
                         Fuck you.
                         VEE FUCK YOU UP, MAN!  VEE TAKE YOUR 
                         VEE FUCK YOU UP, MAN!
                         Come and get it.  Fucking nihilist.
                         I FUCK YOU!  I FUCK YOU!
                         I FUCK YOU!  I FUCK YOU!
                         I FUCK YOU!  YOU CANNOT HURT ME!  I 
                         We're scattering the fucking ashes!
                         Goddamnit Walter!  You fucking 
                         You make everything a fucking 
                         What the fuck does Vietnam have to 
                         do with anything!  What the fuck 
                         You're a fuck, Walter!
                         Awww, fuck it Dude.  Let's go bowling.
                         place look like I'm fucking married?   
                         Fuck.
                         He looks like a fuckin' loser.
                         There's no fucking reason--here's my 
                         point, Dude--there's no fucking reason--
                         was at fault, so what the fuck are 
                         Huh?  No!  What the fuck are you 
                         What the fuck is he talking about?
                         fuck are you talking about?
                         What the fuck are you talking about?!  
                         What the fuck are you--
                         reason, no FUCKING reason, why his 
                         Fuckin' A.
                         compensate me for the fucking rug.  
                         your fucking Rug.
                         of it.--Jeez!  Fuck me!
                         Ah fuck it.
                         Sure!  Fuck it!  That's your answer!  
                         You're fucking twenty minutes late.  
                         What the fuck is that?
                         with that camelfucker in Iraq--
                         Fuckin' A.
                         Fucking Quintana--that creep can 
                         That...fucking...bitch!
                         That fucking bitch!
                         Shut the fuck up, Donny!  V.I. Lenin!  
                         What the fuck is he talking about?
                         That's fucking exactly what happened, 
                         Dude!  That makes me fucking SICK!
                         Those rich fucks!  This whole fucking 
                         this fucking strumpet--
                         The fucking point is--
                         Are you ready to be fucked, man?
                         Are you ready to be fucked, man?
                         me, we're gonna fuck you up.
                         the fucking trigger til it goes 
                         You said it, man.  Nobody fucks with 
                         Dude, nothing is fucked.  Come on.  
                         FUCK.
                         There is no fucking hand-off, Walter!   
                         We can't do that, Dude.  That fucks 
                         'em, Walter!  Your plan is so fucking 
                         simple, I'm sure they'd fucking 
                         We're not fucking around!
                         Fuck that!  I love you, Walter, but 
                         What the fuck?
                         Ahh fuck it, let's go bowling.
                         I told that fuck down at the league 
                         I told that kraut a fucking thousand 
                         WELL THEY CAN FUCKING UN-POST IT!
                         drive a car, I don't fucking ride in 
                         don't fucking roll!
                         But Walter, we didn't make the fucking 
                         fucking money and they're gonna--
                         do?  Fuckin' amateurs.  And meanwhile, 
                         sitting on a million fucking dollars?  
                         Who's got a fucking million fucking 
                         undies.  My fucking whites--Say, 
                         It's been stolen, Walter!  You fucking 
                         Aw, fuck it.
                         Fuck, man!  There's a beverage here!
                         No, man, nothing is fucked here--
                         NOTHING IS FUCKED! THE GODDAMN PLANE 
                         FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!
                         Fuck your sympathy!  I don't need 
                         your sympathy, man, I need my fucking 
                         The fuck are you talking about?
                         Fuck Me.
                         Fuckola, man.
                         Fuck me, man!  That kid's already 
                         This is what happens when you FUCK a 
                         Fucking language problem, Dude.
                         THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A 
                         HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS!  FUCK A STRANGER 
                         WHAT THE FUCK JOO DOING, MANG?!
                         I JUS' BAWDEEZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!
                         FUCKEEN CAR!
                         I FUCKEEN KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR!
                         I KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR!
                         I KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR!
                         unspoken Message is FUCK YOU AND 
                         LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. . . Yeah, 
                         I want a fucking lawyer, man.  I 
                         refugee from the fucking sixties?
                         --Ow!  Fucking fascist!
                         your ugly fucking goldbricking ass 
                         fucking phone.  Pick it up, Walter, 
                         It is a fucking emergency.
                         THEN WHY CAN'T YOU--fuck, never mind, 
                         WALTER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, WE GOTTA 
                         I'M OFF THE FUCKING BOWLING TEAM!
                         Get out of that fucking car, man!
                         Who the fuck are you, man!  Come on, 
                         Who the fuck are you?  Why've you 
                         been following me?  Come on, fuckhead!
                         Irish m--What the fuck are you talking 
                         I'm not a--ah, fuck it, just stay 
                         away from my fucking lady friend, 
                         fucking lady friend.  I'm just helping 
                         Jesus fucking Christ.
                         Fuck, man!  That's terrible!
                         Yeah, I get it.  Fuck off, Da Fino.  
                         from my fucking lady friend.
                         even fucking Jewish, you're--
                         What the fuck are you talking about?
                         You're fucking Polish Catholic--
                         What the fuck are you talking about?  
                         And you were divorced five fucking 
                         I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye
                         fucking dog.  Going to her fucking 
                         fucking past.
                         Who'm I?  I'm a fucking VETERAN!
                         A MILLION BUCKS FROM FUCKING NEEDY 
                         Look at that fucking phony, Dude!  
                         Pretending to be a fucking 
                         and this guy is a fake.  A fucking 
                         This guy fucking walks.  I've never 
                         Walk, you fucking phony!
                         fucking bluff!
                         a man his fucking balls!
                         Walter, you fuck!
                         a fucking crybaby.
                         fucking cakewalk.  I mean I had an 
                         M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking 
                         That's fuckin' combat.  The man in 
                         fuckin' adversary.
                         Shut the fuck up, Donny.  Not a bunch 
                         fucking care!  It don't matter to 
                         You might fool the fucks in the league 
                         Laughable, man!  I would've fucked 
                         you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck 
                         fucking car.
                         You don't have the fucking girl, 
                         money or vee fuck you up.
                         Fuck you.  Fuck the three of you.
                         a fucking hostage.  That's what ransom 
                         is.  Those are the fucking rules.
                         Fair!  WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST 
                         FUCKING CRYBABIES?!
                         Fuck you.
                         VEE FUCK YOU UP, MAN!  VEE TAKE YOUR 
                         VEE FUCK YOU UP, MAN!
                         Come and get it.  Fucking nihilist.
                         I FUCK YOU!  I FUCK YOU!
                         I FUCK YOU!  I FUCK YOU!
                         place look like I'm fucking married?   
                         He looks like a fuckin' loser.
                         was at fault, so what the fuck are 
                         Huh?  No!  What the fuck are you 
                         fuck are you talking about?
                         What the fuck are you talking about?!  
                         Fuckin' A.
                         of it.--Jeez!  Fuck me!
                         Ah fuck it.
                         Sure!  Fuck it!  That's your answer!  
                         You're fucking twenty minutes late.  
                         What the fuck is that?
                         with that camelfucker in Iraq--
                         Fuckin' A.
                         Dude, nothing is fucked.  Come on.  
                         I told that fuck down at the league 
                         I told that kraut a fucking thousand 
                         drive a car, I don't fucking ride in 
                         don't fucking roll!
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