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Questions to Ponder

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Questions to Ponder
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Is it possible to be totally partial? What's another word for thesaurus? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why is the word abbreviation so long? When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? "Life is either a daring adventure, or it is nothing"
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Entered on: 04/21/1998
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