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Oakland Raider Practice Delayed

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Oakland Raider Practice Delayed
Oakland Raider football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Owner, Mr. Davis immediately suspended practice while police and federal agentswere called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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Entered on: 11/14/2008
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